Uma Thurman’s tits wave hello
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010
You don’t need fake pictures of Uma Thurman to see her titties running wild and fully exposed; she hands the goods to you herself and in plain view, as she did during the Swarovski Fashion Rocks Event, draped loosely in a seethrough dress. Of course, the paps’ flashbulbs went off like fireworks on the 4th of July, as did many Uma Thurman fanboys’ dicks during the event, I’m sure. It’s one thing to see Uma’s tits in character in a film, but when this hot, blonde celebrity MILF goes out of her way to come as herself, with her black drapes strategically exposing her mommy titties, guys all over the world have one more reason to jack off, global warming is reduced, and unicorns are one titty slip closer to becoming real. It also wouldn’t hurt that Uma Thurman looks glowing and fresh-faced despite the age, all the more perfect for when your fantasies peak and you imagine your cock blowing your load all over Uma’s timeless, and cum-hungry face.
Sorry Uma. You face the photographers wearing a titty-exposing dress, you get shot down by a pack of horny boys.